Mrs. David Lee Roth
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Automotive |
| Occupation | Controller |
| Location | Nowhereville, Midwest |
| Introduction | Still waters run deep. Good things don't always come in small packages; the bigger the better I say. I'm a bit of an amazon, but it's all good. I can kick your ass if I so desire. Don't get me wrong; I'm tons of fun and the best most giving magnanimous friend you'll ever find as long as you don't provoke my wrath or take me for granted. And revenge, I've found, is a dish best served cold. I fancy myself a bit of an intellectual, and a bit of a wordsmith when I so desire. Definitely far from ordinary, I pride myself on my quirky nature. I'm looking to make some new friends, as most of mine are shite and leftover from a bygone era of my life. Oh, and I have a most unhealthy obsession with David Lee Roth. |
| Interests | Hot fisting action, donkey punches, gardening, reading, crafts, bubble baths, shoes, shopping, kitty cats, Looking to learn more about the taint. |
| Favorite movies | Clueless, Pride & Prejudice, Thelma & Louise, The Color Purple, Purple Rain, The Upside of Anger, The Princess Bride, O'Brother Where Art Thou, Dangerous Beauty, Dress to Kill, Napoleon Dynamite, ___ a Black Comedy about White Trash, Pretty Woman, Steel Magnolias, Terms of Endearment, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, When A Man Loves A Woman, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Elizabethtown. |
| Favorite music | Prince, Van Halen w/DLR, David Lee Roth solo, Rod Stewart, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Ozzy, Poison, Motley Crue, Outkast, Fleetwood Mac, Tori Amos, Stevie Nicks, Billy Joel, Hall & Oates, Nappy Roots, Dixie Chicks, Tupac, Fiddy, Eminem, Nelly, Lil John, Ludacris, Avenue D, too many to name really. |
| Favorite books | Pride & Prejudice, The Color Purple, Sister Carrie, Portnoy's Complaint, The House of Mirth, The House of the Seven Gables, Anne Sexton, Grimms Fairy Tales, Emily Dickinson, The Bluest Eye, The House of a Thousand Sprits, The ya-ya books, The Shopaholic books, We Were The Mulvaney's, 1984, Leaves of Grass, On Walden Pond, Civil Disobedience, Little Women, The Secret Garden, Ann of Green Gables, Southern lit, fuck the entire libray of fiction. |
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
Gumdrops - on my nipples!!!