The Lesser Weevil
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | All sorts - Licourice mainly |
| Location | Maiden-Under-Pressure, Wiltshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Sad, ditsy old fart. Completely Barmy - Yes, I am dumber than a box of dandruff; my belt doesn't go through all the loops; the cheese slid off my cracker; the wheel is spinning but the Hamster's dead. I am living proof that evolution CAN work backwards. AND I have multiplied (Mwahahaha!) - 3 children, 3 grand-children, Pickled bunion, moustache, and a pickled egg (no - sorry - I ate that one - s'pose I'll have to lay another now). For further details, please fax me, but don't forget to affix a stamp. Was female last time I looked (but it wasn't nice, so I looked away again). |
| Interests | Ironing Pop-Tarts, Juggling Wasps Nests, Belching in Corridors, Yodelling into letterboxes, Spaghetti Javelin, Farting into Baby Monitors, Counting sheets on rolls of Toilet Paper - Telephoning the manufacturers to complain that I am 15 sheets short - enthroned - and demand immediate courier delivery - OR ELSE! Whistling into combs as it irritates the fleas so you get your own back. |
| Favorite movies | Just about any comedy or kids film, but also: The Green Mile, The Pianist, Schindler's List, The Grinch!!! |
| Favorite music | Sum 41, Canon in D Minor, Vivaldi, Queen, Handel's Messiah, Rachmaninov |
| Favorite books | ANYTHING by: Alexander Kent (Douglas Reeman), Patrick O'Brian, Dudley Pope, John Sandford, Dan Brown, Kyle Mills, Henry Porter, James Patterson, Winston Graham (Poldark Series), Lisa Scottoline, Kathy Reichs, I could go on ... and frequently do. |
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