Gravy Boat Sampson

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Clown/mime/candlestick maker
Location Midwest, United States
Introduction Stained t-shirts, greasy hair, thick yellow fingernails, no stache, lots of arm hair, chicken legs, beady little eyes, and a pig nose.
Interests Tuna fish, arm hair, pizza sauce, coffee, bacon, and the natural world excluding snakes and big ass spiders.
Favorite Movies Rudolph
Favorite Music Death Metal
Favorite Books Illiterate

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