SarahTea

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Reporter
Location	Los Angeles, Cali
Introduction	I believe that celebrity stalking is the future of what remains of print journalism. I'm dangerously sarcastic.
Interests	Kitties. Fisticuffs. Kitty fisticuffs.
Favorite Movies	Clue, Jawbreaker
Favorite Music	The sound of fat girls walking down the street in high heels.
Favorite Books	A Staggering Work of Hearbreaking Genius, I Was Told There'd Be Cake, Naked

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

Olives with their little arms stuck to their sides.