Yo Mama!

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Household unManager, Small Child Wrangler, No?No! Negotiator,
Location San Antonio, TX, United States
Introduction Who's Yo MaMa? If she is me - then awesome! Thank you for getting off MineCrap, Instagram, and YouTube. Otherwise, I appear to be your standard homogenized blonde hair, blue eyed, six generation South Texan (that's a lot of overbreeding!). I speak freely and many times too much. Come on, Son! We are all God's beautiful children. If you got somethin to say, say it! And please, be uniquely you, trust that you are kind, beautiful, and special. We love contradictions, so please share yours. It's wonderful to live, and not merely exist.
Interests Skinny Minnie Running Club, Running, far away from "MAMA...", listening and dancing to music, fishing while asleep on a rocking boat, cooking, unwrapping candy wrappers, reading, journaling(a measily attempt at writing), UT - Austin mostly being an alumni, shopping Green, although I can't always buy organic, The United Methodist Church, bugs, hugs, and lots of loves.
Favorite Movies Love Actually, Goodwill Hunting, Usual Suspects, Midnight In Paris
Favorite Music "Alternative" Hip Hop; singer/songwriters with conscious thought set fire
Favorite Books Please...you could open a bookstore.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

Dear Blogger Question Generator, I would ask for a new question, but I'm curious...are you mad? Have you lost your coded mind? Lionesses simple RULE the world. The X chromosome subversively gives YYs the illusion of power. Therefore, what does a mane do? By nature, the female defines grown up. Piss off, thanks.