Dick Small
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Introduction | Yeah, I can see it now, The distant red neon shimmered in the heat. I was feeling like a stranger in a strange land (You know, where people play games with the night?). It was too hot to sleep. I followed the sound of a jukebox coming from up the levee. All of a sudden I could hear somebody whistling From right behind me. I turned around and she said: "Why do you always end up down at Nick's Cafe?" I said "I don't know, the wind just kind of PUSHED me this way." She said "Hang the rich." Take a picture of this: The fields are empty, abandoned '59 Chevy Laying in the back seat listening to Little Willie John. Yea, that's when time stood still You know, I think I'm gonna go down to Madam X, And let her read my mind. She said "That Voodoo stuff don't do NOTHIN' for me." I'm a man with a clear destination. I'm a man with a broad imagination. You fog the mind, you stir the soul I can't find, ... no control. Wait, did you hear that???? Oh this is sure stirring up some ghosts for me. She said "There's one thing you've got to learn Is not to be AFRAID of it." I said "No, I LIKE it, I like it, it's good." She said "You like it now, But you'll learn to LOVE it later." |
| Interests | Stopping into a pho shop for a quick bowl of noodley goodness., Drinking beer at noon on Tuesday., Moist towelettes., Jane Fonda Workout Videos., Saunas at the "Y"., Prison Rodeos., Swiss bank accounts., That minty-fresh feeling., Aluminum Christmas Trees., Tax loopholes., Fund-raisers., Cash Incentives., mail-in rebates., stock options., hostile takeovers., Cooking Shows., The Beehive., Dairy Products., Baby back ribs with fries and rum and coke., comics., Elvis impersonators., rum and coke., pot(s)., Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze., Counting the cars on the freeway of love., Sitting on a sofa on a sunday afternoon., Slow dancin' swayin' to the music., Dancin' in the streets., Going where the weather suits my clothes., Bankin' off of the northeast wind., Skipping over the ocean like a stone., Chasing dragons with plastic swords., Friends around the campfire and everybody's high., Jake Gyllenhaal naked., A beer buzz early in the morning., The smell of a fresh new bag., Looking for fun and feeling groovy., Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese., I love the nightlife (got to boogie on the disco round)., The Itchy and Scratchy Show., Make-out vans., Rockin' around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop., stun guns., adding to my portfolio., jell-o., |
| Favorite movies | Wayne's World., Cabin Boy., Kitten With a Whip., Escape To Witch Mountain., Borat., The Reluctant Astronaut., The Incredible Mister Limpit., Deep Throat., Brokeback Mountain., Classroom Hygeine Films., The Shining., Harold and Maude., The Witches of Eastwyck., The Shawshank Redemption., The Ghost And Mister Chicken., Big Top Pee Wee., Beetlejuice., Jaws., Hairspray., Mars Attacks., Cheech & Chong., Light-hearted comedies., Jimmy Learns To Wash His Hands., Spaghetti Westerns., Shirley Temple movies., |
| Favorite music | The Naked Cowboy of Times Square., Changes by David Bowie., American Pie by Don McLean., Peaches and Herb., The Moist Towelettes., Freddie Charlie and Henrietta., England Dan and John Ford Coley., Ethel Merman., Zamfir: Master of the Pan Flute., John Tesch., The Spice Girls., Easy Listening., Dionne Warwick., The Mystic Master Of Music., Nana Mouskouri., The Archies., Josie And The Pussycats., Make-out music., Little ditties about Jack and Diane., Unwritten., Avril Lavigne., Alanis Morisette., Gary Coleman., The Kitchenettes., Shirley Temple., Tip Toe Through The Tulips., Janis Joplin., Roxette., Carole King, Judy Collins., Abba., Peter Paul and Mary., Simon and Garfunkle., Bread., Don McLean., Tiny Tim., Celine Dion., The B52's., Nick Lachey., West End Wendy Wendell The Yodeling Songstress., The Handless Organist., Julie Andrews., The Village People., The Bee Gees., Steve Lawrence and Edie Gourmet., Connie Chung., Pat Boone., William Hung., Up With People., Debbie Reynolds., Lenny Polaski and His Wacky Accordian Trio., The DelRubio Triplets., Mrs. Miller., Benny Hill., Johnny Bravo., The Brady Six., Dinah Shore., The Banana Splits., It's A Sunshine Day., Good Day Sunshine., I'll Follow The Sun., Shiny Happy People Holding Hands., Lynn Anderson., Dolly Parton., Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band., Olivia Newton John., The Bugaloos., The Partridge Family., Laverne And Shirley Sing., Barbie And The Rockers., Oingo Boingo., Bernie and Phyl., Pebbles and Bamm Bamm., The Way-Out's., The Partridge Family., Joey Lawrence., Fred Rogers., Jem., The Holograms., Bea Arthur., Pia Zadora., Pat Morita., Cyndi Lauper., Tracey Ullman., Ricky Martin., Menudo., Pretty Boy Bands., 98 Degrees., The Backstreet Boys., The Superbowl Shuffle., Joanie and Chachi., Kristy and Jimmy McNichols., Doug and Emmy Jo., Lucille Ball., MC Poohman., Mixmaster Kid Correct., I gotta be me., Tom Jones., Liberace., I will Survive., Don't Leave Me This Way., The Lumberjack Song., Anita Bryant., |
| Favorite books | High Times., O., Good Housekeeping., Salem's Lot., Activity books., Pop-up books., Scratch-and-sniff books., Cookbooks., Anything with pictures in it., Herb Guides., How-To Books., So You've Decided To Steal Cable., Black Hairstyles Magazine., Brady Bunch Coloring Books., Dynamite Magazine., Boy's Life., American Cheerleader Magazine., Martha Stewart Living., Lust By Choice., |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
Contrary to my name, there's not much room left in my trunks for anything else (if you know what I mean).