Stalkersale
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| Industry | Communications or Media |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Radio Presenter on BBC Asian Network |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Kind, intelligent non-violent stalker seeks lady to stalk and generally terrorise. Like fondling unsuspecting lady staff from the BBC, because I am a sex pest. |
| Interests | Stalking people and also imprinting but I actually don't know this yet. Yes, imprinting is the first example of 'copying' in the Animal Kingdom, and everyone knows that is my favourite subject. |
| Favorite movies | Love Star Trek and anything geeky and comic book like, but you know if you don't like these, then neither do I. Your hobby is my hobby, mi casa es tu casa (if you know what I mean) Like all self-respecting stalkers, i like to morph into a carbon copy of my prey, as this helps a lot in the ensnarement process. This is why I'm the best at this game, heh, heh. |
| Favorite music | I'm not telling you becuase I'm good at this one, 'music' that is, but not as good as I am at stalking. |
| Favorite books | I don't like to read, as it means my attention will be distracted from my current 'stalk of the month' so I just buy the tape version instead of books. I like this because it means I can put on my Stalker headphones, and that means that I'm really dressing the part. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
How dare you? I invented the random question...anyway I like answering them, but when no one asks I have an archive of possible questions.