David Alexander

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Location	Los Angeles, California, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction	David, son of David, was raised by clairvoyant penguins on a steady diet of irony and mayonnaise. Reconstituted by organs donated from his "parents" via a Catholic charity, the Frankenstienian child fresh from a Hollywood hospital was dubbed David, given such moniker as it closely matched his last name, David. As the sentient being grew, it realized the only filter for cultural smog was a hybridized union of incompatible concepts, a methodology inspired by his birth circumstance. While not foisting his scribblings onto the cinematic screen, David invents failed business models and exercises compassion by not launching them upon the public.