My blogs

Blogs I follow

Introduction	I am generally sweet and easy going like a sunflower, some might say. Under stress I become a raptor. Some of my other body parts shape-shift as well. For example, my elbows are samurai in tight crowds and my bottom is like a unicorn-you cannot touch it. Ironically, I do not like animals. I like humans instead. Well, most of them.
Interests	Telling people what to do.
Favorite music	I wrote a hit musical called, "Until She Farted." The #1 song had the same title.