Sgt. Misty Peppers

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Fruigurt Server
Location	Minnecrapolis, Minnesnowta, United States
Introduction	I'm a heavy girl with heavy problems.
Interests	Reading, Writing shitty screenplays, watching pre-recorded television, being vegan in order to impress my dead mancrush.
Favorite Movies	Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Secretary, Happy Endings, Adaptation, Rieces Pieces: The Revenge, Debbie Does Her Taxes.
Favorite Music	Big Blue Bubblegum Project (BBBP!), Janis Joplin, Ani Difranco, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Yellow Card, Fiona Apple, Bob Dylan, Wilson Phillips Jr., Magnetic Fields, Trey Parker, Dresden Dolls, The roots, Prince, Nirvana, TLC, Macy Gray.
Favorite Books	Moby's Dick, The Hardy Boys Series, Mrs. Dalloway, Brian Kennedy: Hard Reckoning, The Holy Bible (translated in Brail), The Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Would you rather give a blow job with a mouth full of glass or recieve six months of free Direcwav cable internet?