John Q. Public esq.
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Head of Secret Society |
| Location | North by Northeast, Indiana, United States |
| Introduction | About me, I am a normal kind of guy, the kind of guy at the office that you would go to lunch with, or ask to drop you off at the shop so you could pick up your car. I look normal, I act normal, I live in a very normal neighborhood, in a very normal city and need I say it, in a very normal state. I am given to humming theme music from old TV series. I enjoy making animals from play-dough, I part my hair down the middle, have numerous affairs with wonderful women (nasty girls need loving to). As for looks, I am singularly handsome, and a sharp dresser, I work out on my bow-flex 30 times a day, for up to one minute. I have several advanced degrees, all from medical schools in the Bahamas, and I consider underarm hair a turn on. |
| Interests | My hobbies can include but are not limited by the following: Whistle blowing, wood carving, mechanical auto-asphyxiation, making balloon animals, water sports and translating comic books into Laotian |
| Favorite movies | Movies, I am fond of travel-logs, cutting edge Swiss post-modern works and porn dealing with play-dough animals, under-arm hair and ethnic persons. |
| Favorite music | Music: I have a large collection of Canned Heat 8-tacks from 1971 to 1976 |
| Favorite books | Worldbook Encyclopedias, Policies & Procedures mannuals, gun mannuals, cookbooks and the Holy Bible |
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