Ramp-Card
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | San Francisco, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I've got two eyes, two noses and one ear, and my back. And of course I'm in an animal prison. A prison for animals. |
| Interests | books, sports, and taking a shower |
| Favorite movies | loved loved LOVED elmer fudd in "get rid of me" |
| Favorite music | I wish google would invent some way to search the internet. (written in 1987) |
| Favorite books | The Holy Holy Holy Bible of course. I love the part where Jesus slaps that bitch. |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
The alien will be covered in jizz.