SpankDaddy
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Disciplinarian |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois |
| Introduction | I'm just a normal guy looking for some great painkillers for a sore hand. |
| Interests | Making bottoms as red as possible. Anything involving Drew Peterson. |
| Favorite movies | Slapshot, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. |
| Favorite music | Anything by Spanky and Our Gang. |
| Favorite books | Anything by James Patterson. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Pour it on her back and use a straw.