Location	Kenosha, WI, United States
Introduction	My name is Jeff, it doesn't take much to figure me out. I like to listen to music, and just hang out with my friends. I enjoy making people laugh, football, and wasting time. I plan to graduate this year and either move into the medical field, or go into journalism. I currently reside in the cold state of Wisconsin, but plan to pursue some of my life in Oregon.
Interests	Music, Hip Hop, Movies, TV, School
Favorite movies	Fight Club, American History X, Shottas, Stand By Me, Clerks, or anything by Kevin Smith, Kids...
Favorite music	Anything.
Favorite books	Go Ask Alice

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'm fucked.