The B. Hite
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Stockboy/Photo Tech/Service Clerk for Walgreens |
| Location | Union, Kentucky, United States |
| Introduction | WHAT YOU WON'T FIND OUT FROM MY POSTS: I have red hair. My sense of fashion is similar to Ray Charles' sense of sight. I have this goofy laugh that people make fun of.. a lot. I can't grow all of my facial hair and it fuckin' pisses me off sometimes. Especially in the winter. ESPECIALLY the winter. I used to use a lot of ellipses.. but now I try to avoid them.. I think it's an overused form of pausing between sentences and fragments so.. Yeah. (notice the not-so-subtle use of ironic humor? I know, real original, right?) |
| Interests | Food. A lot of it. Losing weight, but those two are hard to hold at once. Try it, challenging it is. Guitar and shit. Brand New. hate writing though. I think writing and words are the worst form of communication. Why can't we just record everything we have to say? What is this, the 18th century? |
| Favorite movies | Memento, Me And You And Everyone We Know, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Dumb and Dumber, Clerks, Thank You For Smoking, Jesus Camp (for good laughs), Aristocats |
| Favorite music | Brand New, Mates of State, Immortal Technique, Cloud Cult, Eminem, Straylight Run, Atmosphere, (I can't think of anymore obscure bands to make me seem like an enlightened music fan!!!!!ASDF!) and others. A lot of others. |
| Favorite books | A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Holes, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, An Orgy of George Carlin, The Holy Bible |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
Because of their size. Duh. But then I suppose you can pose this question to midgets. but midgets, as human beings (I think) have a good concept of TIME, so they know when the appropriate amount of time has passed until they can consider themselves "grown up". Lionesses, on the other hand, have their size. Now if you're a midget lioness.. I guess you're fucked.