Captain Dildough

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Biotech
Occupation Kleenex tester
Location Fucktown, State of Erection, Portugal
Introduction Everything you heard about me is true.
Interests Non-violent Global Domination
Favorite Movies "Brown Little Hole"
Favorite Music "Harder Better Faster Stronger" - Daft Punk
Favorite Books "The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Am I supposed to wear clothes at a fancy ball?