Captain Dildough

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Gender	MALE
Industry	Biotech
Occupation	Kleenex tester
Location	Fucktown, State of Erection, Portugal
Introduction	Everything you heard about me is true.
Interests	Non-violent Global Domination
Favorite Movies	"Brown Little Hole"
Favorite Music	"Harder Better Faster Stronger" - Daft Punk
Favorite Books	"The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy"

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Am I supposed to wear clothes at a fancy ball?