My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Occupation	I would tell you but I would have to kill you...
Location	Southeast US
Introduction	God, I wish I were stereotypical. I am a little bit, I'm a loud, single black woman that says, "mmm hmm" and uses lots of slang, even when it is probably not appropriate. That's were the 'ghetto' stops. To describe me perfectly, I am a thirty-something linguaphile foodie with a penchant for maladaptive daydreaming and working out. I am also working on mean right cross and a groin kick that can make a man's kids come out with migraines. Daddy, why does my head hurt? I love animals and believe that dogs are plotting to take over the world, one big-eyed tail wag at a time. I have already been conquered, as my dogs are my children. You're next.
Interests	Cooking, eating, running, working out, martial arts, learning, driving.
Favorite movies	Star Wars Trilogy, True Grit, Meet the Parents, Kick @$$ (I'm sorry I like this movie), Ever After the Cinderella Story, Mulan, A Christmas Story, Up, and on and on and on...
Favorite music	Hard to say, I like a little bit of everything. I like some R&B, very little hip hop, some pop. Most of the songs I like are funk and groove songs from the 70's.
Favorite books	Bible, some other stuff. Man, I gotta start reading more.

The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?

...that I have no hair. Yay, no hair!