Occupation	diabolical handyman.
Introduction	I was sent here from outta space to complete the largest jigsaw puzzle currently known to exist in the galaxy yo..
Interests	Spelling and Grammar. Clean AND crisp stationary. Mind expansion. Fabrics. Strategy. Conspiracy Theories. Silencing the dog next door.
Favorite movies	The man from brasil. Into the Wild. Dig. The fog of war. Dr. Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb). Coffee and Cigarettes. Fargo. There will be blood. The Big Lebowski. Burn After Reading. The Spanish Apartment. Lords of Dogtown. American Beauty. Romeo and Juliet. Lock stock and two smoking barrels. Snatch. Nowhere in Africa. The Usual Suspects. The Corporation. The rise of fear in politics.
Favorite music	The Black Angels. Groove Aramda. Heartless Bastards. Tame Impala. Moby. Enya. Kasabian. Al Barry and the Cimarons. MIA. Lyyke Li. The Doors. Iggy and the stooges. The Cat Empire. Jackson Jackson. Florence and the Machine. Creedence Clearwater Revival. Arcade Fire. Pixies. De La Soul. Beck. The Beatles. The Beta Band. Brian Jonestown Massacre. Clap your hands say yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Coldplay. The Dandy Warhols. Fat Freddys Drop. Goldfrapp. Jeff Buckley. Jose Gonzales. Sia. Kate Nash. Linus Loves. Marvin Gaye. Mazzy Star. Oka. Nick Drake. Neil Young. Portishead. Sigur Ros. Simon and Garfunkel. Toots and the Maytals. The Vines. Bliss n Eso. Muph & Plutonic. Bridezilla. Air.
Favorite books	This side of paradise. ALL ROALD DAHL BOOKS. HARRY POTTER. 1984 (i love books that kick you in the guts). The God of Small Things. I capture the castle. Emergency Sex. The Bride stripped bare. One flew over the cuckoos nest.

The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?

"We are birds of a feather, lets stick together." And then it would probably arrange itself into some mobility inducing structure and follow me home. To my house.