CodewordConduit

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Introduction I've had a near death experience. I play cards. Chess bores me but I pretend that it doesn't. My favourite drink is Jack Daniels. I can do a Russian accent. Personality type - INTP, apparently.
Interests Smoking, Writing, Thinking, Laughing, Talking, Reading, Playing Chef, Philosophy, Religion, Culture, Making Lists
Favorite Movies Shakespeare in Love, Bridget Jones' Diary, Hot Fuzz, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Breakfast Club, Gladiator, Alien, Lawn Dogs, The Lives of Others, From Dusk til Dawn, Sin City, Withnail & I, Notes on a Scandal, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Amores Perros, Little Miss Sunshine, Y tu Mama Tambien, The Matrix, LOTR, Taxi Driver, Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle, The Shawshank Redemption, Pirates of the Carribean, Platoon, Clerks, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Slumdog Millionaire, In Bruges, Iron Man, V for Vendetta, Stepbrothers, I Love You Man, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction, Cars, Wall-E
Favorite Music AC/DC, The Arctic Monkeys, Ash, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Clash, David Bowie, Deep Purple, Depeche Mode, The Distillers, Feeder, The Fratellis, Green Day, Idlewild, The Jam, Kasabian, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, Led Zeppelin, The Libertines, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manic Street Preachers, The Mars Volta, Morrissey, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Order, Nirvana, Oasis, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Radiohead, R.E.M., Rush, Sex Pistols, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smiths, Stiff Little Fingers, Suede, T-Rex, Thin Lizzy, Thrice, The Velvet Underground
Favorite Books Lolita, Animal Farm, Nineteen Eighty-Four, Porno, The Dark Tower Series, It, Harry Potter, My Booky Wook, The Dice Man, We Need to Talk About Kevin, LOTR, Chronicles of Narnia, American Psycho, His Dark Materials, The Hitchhikers Trilogy of Five, The Extra Man, Dawn of the Dumb, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Slaughterhouse 5, Screen Burn, Peter and Wendy, From Hell, Dark Heart: The Shocking Truth About Hidden Britain, Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

There is a little known banking law that allows honeydew melons to have ISA accounts, after a honeydew melon pulled a thorn out of a lion's paw. Turns out the lion was the founder of Barclays Bank. He gave the honeydew melon a wish, and the melon said: "I would like an ISA account please." And the lion made it so.