Gender	Female
Occupation	Writer (sort of). And skivvy.
Location	Middle o'nowhere, E Sussex, United Kingdom
Interests	Writing, reading, red wine and scrummy food, music, learning to speak French, planning to run away to France, tootling the flute
Favorite movies	The Talented Mr Ripley, Strictly Ballroom, Love Actually (actually it's a bit awful but I wish I'd written it!)
Favorite music	Kat Flint, Martha Tilston, Dar Williams, Morcheeba, Air, strange accordian music that I won't mention, Haydn, Allegri's 'Miserere'

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

He'll have eaten me and spat out my handlebar moustache.