The Indefeatable Master of Illusion

About me

Gender Male
Industry Science
Occupation Nerd
Location Lake Texoma, Oklahoma, United States
Introduction I have retired from being a 400 ft tall Golden Buddha and am now seeking a new physical manifestation. Currently I'm weighing the violent and robust Raging Bull against the more typical Grizzly Bear. The Alligator Snapping Turtle is also a strong possibility, as I see myself as spending most of my time out of sight and covered in a hard exterior. Clearly these decisions continue to haunt me and I hope to soon come to a resolution regarding them. At that time I will make a suitable announcement and we'll be able to move forward.
Interests NBA, Videogames, Webcomics, books, cooking, movies, music, science history, politics
Favorite Music Modest Mouse, The Hold Steady, Butch Walker, Cake, Cracker, Broken Social Scene, the Mountain Goats
Favorite Books On the Road, anything by Robert Heinlein or Stephen Baxter

Try writing your name with your other hand. Where was that person raised?

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen written in English. I just had to point that out.