SwinglineSampson
My blogs
| Industry | Publishing |
|---|---|
| Location | Palatine, Il, United States |
| Introduction | The name is Sampson. You may have seen my cousin in that one movie, "Office Space." Well, he got me into a huge mess, because when my boss retired, he tossed me off to this girl who was a big fan of the movie, which is where I'm living now. It's a drag. |
| Interests | I'm a huge fan of research papers. Man, I can't get enough of them. I used to love it when Sampson would loan me out to students, and I'd feel the comforting rythym of staple...shuffle...staple...shuffle...staple.... Man, it was great. |
| Favorite Movies | Office Space used to be my all-time favorite, but I can't help but hold a grudge on it now. |
| Favorite Music | I'm a soft-rock, easy-listening kind of guy. Give me some nice Josh Groban or any of the Wainwrights, or even one of the Beddingfields, and I'll be happy. |
| Favorite Books | See, I've never actually read a book, but I have read some book reviews, and judging by those, I'm kind of a Sci-fi nerd wannabe. |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
Your mom. Or so I've heard.