Call me Mike. Or whatever. It's cool.
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Edgewater, British Columbia, Canada |
| Introduction | I am a lonely, cynical, pessimistic young man who hates most things. I was happy once but whatever. At this point I have accepted that I have no control over my own thoughts and actions anymore, and I am probably being controlled by some bored celestial space unicorn that felt like fucking with somebody. I am apathetic and no longer care about being a productive member of society. My life will probably be an utter failure and I will probably die a painful, agonizing death as an unwed, unloved virgin. You probably shouldn't spend to long here. It might bum you out a bit. Oh yeah, I'm also a brony. Rainbow Dash is best pony. |
| Favorite Movies | the Matrix |
| Favorite Music | The Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, Queens of the Stone Age |