kings & milquetoasts

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Transportation
Occupation hooker of the air
Location Eugene, OR, United States
Introduction All I ever want to be known for, like Oscar Wilde, is my biting wit, flamboyant dress, and glittering conversation. Eg: “I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.” Also, I am doomed to be naked in public libraries.
Interests oscar wilde, oscar de la renta, oscar the grouch and oscar hammerstein II; treasure hunts, merry-go-rounds, hop scotch and colouring books; croquet, high tea and doilies; phalluses, cigarettes, and scissors.
Favorite Movies singing in the rain, aladdin, 2046, west side story, breakfast at tiffany's, 3-Iron, star wars
Favorite Music radio 84
Favorite Books this is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold infinite jest, wonder woman, vogue, the satanic verses

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

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