Warren "all-you-can-eat" Buffet
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | "Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." |
| Interests | Pimpin', Brigandry, Jacks, Flying, Salmon, Punching, Writing, Gravity, Cereals, Being completely and totaly serious all the time |
| Favorite Movies | Austin Powers, Ikiru, Clerks, Original 3 Star Wars, Life Aquatic, Pulp Fiction, Spinal Tap, The Departed, Cool Runnings, Space Oddisey: 2001, Scanner Darkly, Gladiator, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies |
| Favorite Music | First and Formost... Leppelin, My reggae collection, Aggrolites, Bob Marley, Sublime, Tim Armstrong, ext., Men at Work, classic rock, punk rock, most of all chill tunes, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Beatles, AC/DC, Cake, Floggin Molly, The Doors, The Offspring, Johny Cash, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Valient Thor, Rancid, Dick Dale, Herman's Hermits, The Who, DAVID BOWIE, A Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, MF DOOM, Simon and Garfunkle, Rob Zombie, Ottis Reding, Rush, Rolling Stones, Zombies, Kinks, Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, Stevie Wonder, This list goes on... and on... and on... |
| Favorite Books | Where's Waldo, Nichomechean Ethics, Being and Time, Freud, Immanuel Kant, Great Gatsby, In Cold Blood, Being and Nothingness |