Miss Marzipan
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I love the Decemberists. I love Death Cab for Cutie, but not as much as the Decemberists. I love animals (but not tarantulas. Talk about mammoth, those things are gargantuan)! I cannot touch my toes, because I am the most inflexible person ever. Aaaaaand, I worry way to much. Wowzah. That just sounded like a lonely hearts ad or something. |
| Favorite music | Lady Gaga Sucks |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
You don't want to know.