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|Introduction||I was born in a ditch full of eels. My mother left me, so I had to live with my grandmother. She would have 14 drinks every morning, which she paid for by selling my shoes.|
|Favorite Movies||Rushmore, the Apartment.|
|Favorite Music||Fuck you|
|Favorite Books||Fuck you|
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
Gingerbread, you fool.