The Cage
My blogs
| Occupation | Grifter |
|---|---|
| Location | Rhode Island, United States |
| Introduction | I sneeze too much. I don't like wind. I can't tell the difference between navy blue and black. I am distrustful of very intelligent birds, especially African Grey Parrots. To this day, I will not use wire hangers because of Joan Crawford. I consume more candy than your average 10 year old. I procrastinate far too much. |
| Interests | Grifting, reclining, pontification, engaging in pointless tirades, and goats. |