Johnny Upton
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Automotive |
| Occupation | Plant Worker, Chrysler |
| Location | Johnston, PA, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I once flashed the audience at a fashion show, sending everyone but my wife running for the exits |
| Interests | Rita Hayworth, Euker, Fraggles, Sex, Roller Derby, Fantasy Island memorabilia, Bowling, Shinkicking, Yoga, Smoking, Pinball, Blackouts, Exotic Meats, Financial News Correspondents, Marvel Comics, Pet Tricks, Lou Ferrigno |
| Favorite Movies | Roger & Me, Youngblood, Die Hard, Smokey & the Bandit, The Game That Kills, Gross Misconduct, Blood Simple, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, The Tournament, Brewster's Millions |
| Favorite Music | Crazy Claude the Mad Trumpeter, Sammy Davis, Jr., Rev Theory, the Hockey Night in Canada Theme |
| Favorite Books | The Code: The Unwritten Rules of Fighting and Retaliation in the Federal League, Blubber, Tropic of Hockey: My Search for the Game in the Most Unlikely Places, A Clockwork Orange, Lady Chatterley's Lover |
What did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?