Crash Test Mom
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Very much occupied |
| Location | Malaysia |
| Introduction | I'm a full scale replica of a mom, weighted and articulated to simulate the behavior of a human mom, and instrumented to record as much data as possible on mommyhood variables such as speed of kids running all over the place, crushing force of toddlerhood, bending & folding of rules, strength of the mind, body & soul, and deceleration rates during a collision of minds for use in arguing with a toddler, preschooler or a big kid. I remain indispensable in the development of new makes and models of all types of babies, from sweet little girls to mischievous little boys. This blog focuses on the role of crash test mommies in preventing physical & psychological injury to its younglings. |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
My puke all over it?