Reginald Fah-Fah

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Industry Government
Occupation Captain of Industry
Location Hendon, London, United Kingdom
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Introduction A British Political Personality and also known as 'Lord PR'. I'm Reginald Fah-Fah, a Captain of Industry, local champion with ideas, values, experience and commitment. I'm proud of my hard-earned reputation as a hands-on grass-roots seasonal Conservative campaigner, activist, fundraiser, commentator and blogger. Founder and Chairman of the Top Tories Society. What the Labour party does, I can do 1000 times better. Anything else just ask me. Recently been described as '...Powerful One-Off Tory PR Machine.'
Interests Back Prime Minister David Cameron Johnson for 2015, Campaigning and lobbying to save Concorde, Entering Moustache Completions, Occassionally Recking Restaurants, Fly-Fishing, Trophy Hunting, Fox Hunting, Badger Bailing, Hare Coursing, Warrening, Ferreting, Snaring, Trapping, Shooting Small Animals, Hunting with Hounds, Gentleman Sporting Guns, Gun Cleaning and Maintenance, Top Hats, Archery whilst riding a horse, Mrs.Puddleduck's cakes, state-of-art computermabob technology, monacle wearing, cigar smoking, brandy connoisseur, collecting beasts on my estate, tug of war with my pet elephants, camel ridings, carriaging, annually hunting leprechauns in Ireland, wiff waff(table tennis), making umbrella holders out of large animals' feet, making lucky charms out of small animals' feet, mounting heads of animals, As an Earl of Essex my duties also include opening shops for locals such as Poundland and a restuarant called KFC of course I never shop in these places, Appearances in Dictionary Corner, Questiontime, This Week and the Daily Politics. I'm also a member of the Pylon Appreciation Society and the Northamptonshire didgeridoo club, waving a flag at VE day anniveraries, driving my Quingo motor scootor, driving my golf carriage, helicoptering, collect the stamps, member of the permissive society, going on safari, trolley racing, the cheese rolling festival, Woolsack Race, conservatism, a case of malt whisky, open air concerts in Kenwood Park, fine wines and brandy sipping.
Favorite Movies The Iron Lady, Hitchcock and anything that's black and white. The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw. (It reminds me of my trip to the USA) Programmes:Strictly come dancing, The Andrew Marr Show, This Week (BBC), Agatha Christie's Poirot, ('The old chap is a Moustache Master! One day Reginald will be a Moustache Master!')
Favorite Music Music:Sinatra la la la la la!, We are off to find a PM (from This Week), Songs for gay dogs (the soundtrack), Cyndi Lauper's eighties hit Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Celebrities Charity version)Marvellous!, Music by the French Guard and Richard Wagner
Favorite Books my booklist: Parliamentary Practice by [the Great] Erskine May, Debretts guides to Etiquette & Modern Manners, Debrett's Guide for the Modern Gentleman, NewStatesman, Tea & Tea Rooms Magazine, A Simples Life by Aleksandr Orlov, Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves, Cider with Rosie by Laurie Lee, how to shoot horses, the big book of lesbian horse stories, The Chap Magazine, Pipe Club of Nolfork, living with crazy buttocks, Monkey matters, what it takes to be British by Nick Griffin, Fly Fishing by J.R.Heartly, tea towel care, ten steps to huge handlebar moustache growth, the sloane ranger handbook, Tottering-By-Gently Annual, Drinks with the Totterings, A Marvellous Life (My Times and Life) by Reginald Fah-Fah

'...and to believe he once was the future!' David Cameron PM Reginald's Favourite quote of 2010: '...I would rather be a child of[Lady]Thatcher than the son of Brown!' By David Cameron PM in PMQs on 01/12/2010