Hamilton
My blogs
| Industry | Tourism |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Zookeeper |
| Introduction | Hamilton is named after a squid. He, however, is a real human boy. He reads a lot of 13th century literature and fears the masons. |
| Interests | Covergent evoloution, Spring Heeled Jack, the history of the British Empire, the Bay of Pigs fiasco, cheese. |
| Favorite books | Moby Dick |
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
No. That question is idiotic in a number of ways.