Clifton Guilaroff
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Recently Shit-canned assistant |
| Location | North Valley, CA |
| Introduction | Scion of famous Hollywood ancestry, Cliff lives with his mother (the former 1950's lead-pencil heiress and socialite, now penniless lush) Cobina Cugat, his bandleader husband Rusty, as well as four freeloading basset hounds in a one bedroom apartment in the North Valley. Sadly, Cobina believes it is 1954 and that she and her son still live in an impossibly lavish villa at the Garden of Allah Hotel in Hollywood. To make his life easier, he is doing nothing to change that belief. She also has no idea that son Clifton, "way over 29", was fired from his job three years ago. While he's pretending to do all sorts of things here we hope you are entertained and learn something along the way. |
| Interests | gingham, bluebells, boys who live with their mothers, judy, old ladies, getting rid of old ladies, looking for change in the bar here at the Garden, strawberry shortcake, rusty trombones, cleveland steamers, cemeteries, hitting the skids, deaths, births, alcohol, the occasional pill, anything that rids the smell of cat urine, getting even with people who fire you, figuring out how it is even possible that Sydney Guilaroff could be my father |
| Favorite movies | StopLoss, Stepping Out, that remake of Pyscho, on Golden Blonde 3, Gigli, Lucky You, anything under 88 minutes |
| Favorite music | Montovani, Nine Inch Nails, Judy |
| Favorite books | Does it come on audio- reading is such a drag |