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Gender	Male
Industry	Biotech
Occupation	Tube farmer
Location	Toogs, GeeCee, Qld, Kazakhstan
Introduction	Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Interests	Logging, sleeping, music, design.
Favorite movies	Endless Summer, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Zoolander, Eraserhead, Jazz on a Summers Day, Pacific Vibrations plus many more....
Favorite music	Jazz/blues Kenny Burrell, Jimmy Smith, Grant green - soul jazz.