|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Location||Madison, Wisconsin, United States|
|Introduction||Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my dad, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.|
|Interests||music, film, TV, texts, cannabis, coffee, sex, comic stripping, cartography, flannel shirts, the never-ending quest for the world's best Reuben sandwich, amateur porn, butterscotch, Taoism, squirrel hunting, aerial photography, NFL football, fantasy football, Bigfoot, internet tubes, bonfires, videogames, architecture, celebrities, cooking shows, the feet of Japanese girls, travel documentaries, non-fiction, science fiction, mystery fiction, serial killers, The Simpsons, beards and wigs, aliens, Victorian England, Crab Rangoon, Dada, go-karts, MUCKO!|
|Favorite Movies||Brazil, The Great Escape, Harold & Maude, Repo Man, This Is Spinal Tap, Subway, Heathers, MASH, Night On Earth, Mystery Train, Miller's Crossing, Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Big Lebowski, Ghost Dog, Ghost World, Rear Window, Fargo, Love & Death, Ran, City Of God, Young Frankenstein, Goodfellas, Life Of Brian, Alien, The Princess Bride, Ed Wood, Network, Take The Money & Run, Insatiable, Jabberwocky, Attack The Gas Station!, Henry-Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Chungking Express, LA Confidential, Amadeus, Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, Gosford Park, The Player, Do The Right Thing, The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, Being John Malkovich, Times Square, Ratatouille, Valley Girl, In Bruges, Alphaville, Down By Law, Das Boot, Dazed & Confused, Knife In The Water, This Is England, Visitor Q, A Scanner Darkly, Team America-World Police, The Proposition, Master & Commander, The Baader Meinhof Complex, Anchorman-The Legend Of Ron Burgundy|
|Favorite Music||REM, ZAPPA, The Kinks, Minutemen, Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Steely Dan, Pere Ubu, Brian Eno, Talking Heads, Black Sabbath, Robyn Hitchcock, Tom Zé, Sonic Youth, Parliament, Husker Du, Funkadelic, Beck, Blossom Dearie, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Stevie Wonder, Willie Nelson, Fugazi, Public Enemy, Melvins, Kraftwerk, Joni Mitchell, The Replacements, Pavement, Spoon, A Tribe Called Quest, The Jam, The Clash, The Vapors, Guided By Voices, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Flaming Lips, David Bowie, Camper Van Beethoven, Can, Stereolab, The Fall, Van Halen, Daniel Dumile, Omar Rodriguez Lopez, Boredoms, Earth, Nellie McKay, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Leo, PJ Harvey, Super Furry Animals|
|Favorite Books||Tao Te Ching, The Golden Bough: A Study In Magic & Religion, The Holy Bible (as literature), The Hero With A Thousand Faces, The Marriage Of Heaven & Hell, Discipline & Punish: The Birth Of The Prison, Silverlock, Zippy The Pinhead: Are We Having Fun Yet?, The Complete Novels & Stories Of Sherlock Holmes, Henry V, Macbeth, Flow My Tears The Policeman Said, A Scanner Darkly, The Basketball Diaries, Beloved, Invisible Cities, Roland Barthes' Mythologies, On The Road, The Innocents Abroad, The Sun Also Rises, A Whore Just Like the Rest: The Music Writings of Richard Meltzer, Generation Of Swine, Dante's Inferno, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, Cruel Shoes, Starlight: The Great Short Fiction Of Alfred Bester, The R. Crumb Coffee Table Art Book, Psychotic Reactions & Carburetor Dung, Collected Fictions Of Jorge Luis Borges, Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, Fan Man, Slaughterhouse-Five, Breakfast Of Champions, Concrete Island, High-Rise, The Collected Stories Of JG Ballard, Burning In Water Drowning In Flame, Ironwood, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Bloom County Babylon, The Cyberiad, Naked Lunch, Neuromancer, Vintage Mencken, Maus, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs|
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
The choo-choos were leaving too much soot and ash in the crotchular area.