Mommy
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Bored, mostly |
| Location | Washington, D.C., United States |
| Introduction | I am a wife and mommy with a full-time job outside the home (when I'm not working from home), two cats with medical problems (seriously, we've started calling one "Stumpy"), and total impatience with not knowing how to do something. So I know a dangerous little about a lot of things. I'm usually overcommited and have trouble doing nothing for very long. Really, my house should be a lot cleaner than it is. |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that the question is rhetorical unless you're drunk.

