J. Celello
My blogs
- Delusions Of Grandeur Often Come In Three's
- My Heart Belongs to a 44
- The Reason Why Fluffy Can't Get Married
- How to Survive a New England Blizzard (Without Eggs, Milk or Bread)
- Huskies And Duckboats And Streetcars....Oh My!
- There' s Never A Whig Around When You Need One
- A Barbecue To Remember
- When Did "Thank You" Become An Insult?
- The Toys Aren't Bothered By The Cold
- The Cost Of Awareness
- A Matter Of Relevance
- Just A Little Past The Half
- An Open Letter To The Possibility Of Peace
- Don't Ask Me.... I Just Work Here
- The Price We Put On Patriotism
- McCubbins, The Cap'n, Iago And Nuts
- That Can't Be All, Folks!
- Milton Bradley Got It Half Right
- I Don't Have To Be Stupid Until 4:00
- Would Jesus Drop An F-Bomb?
- For Those Of Us Left Behind...
- Feel Good Measures
- Have A Coke, A Smile And Shut The Hell Up!
- I Think Jesus Might Have Been a Democrat
- Can Anyone Tell Me Where the Bus Stop Is?
- Ruh-Roh! They're Everywhere!
- Somehow....I Lost A Mile
- Profiling Pokémon
- The Cafeteria Cartoon Conflict
- Sticks And Stones And Internet Trolls
- World Peace And A Hash Brown
- Lawn Darts Don't Kill People....Stupid... Does
- Pre-Existing Conditions
- They Call Me Peggy
- The Millionaire *Athlete On Steroids That Punched His Girlfriend Who Spied On Me Deflating The Balls
- My Wife Doesn't Want Her Ducts Cleaned For Christmas
- Papers, Please...
- The Anatomy Of A Public Apology
- Of Canines And Candidates
- Is It Hot In Here?
- I'm Happy, Happy, Happy To Be An Atheist
- When Did Our Government Change It's Hours?
- The Manipulation Premise
- The Double Standard Of Prejudice
- The Dilemma Of An Uninvited Guest
- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.... In Two Short Terms Or Less
- I Hate It When Andy Warhol Is Right
- Awww.... Nuts!!!
- Dimensions Of Absurdity
- The Omen Is Not A Training Video
- The Social And Financial Inconvenience Of Having Children
- There Is No Place For The Muppets At Kermit Elementary
- Two Minute Warning
- For Lack Of An Informed Vote
- Halftime Highlights
- Hey!....Rewind That!....
- The Excise On Our Sins
- Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Remember?
- The Oscars Reside At 704 Hauser Street
- We Create Hell By Allowing History To Repeat
- The Cycle Of Fear
- The Potty Agenda
- There's A Flag On The Field
- Where Are All The Animals At The Solar Farm?
- What's In A Name?
- Third Times The Charm
- And That's The Half....
- The Art Of Bulletproofing Our Children
- You Can't Lose If You Don't Play, Either
- It's Hard To Hear Free Speech Over Political Correctness
- Apples Over Backpacks
- Hey Buddy! Can You Spare The Truth?
- Another Common Dead Horse
- When Did Social Media Become The Anti-Christ?
- Resolving Our Assumptions
- Monuments To Idiocy
- The Two Sides Of A Badge
- The American Dream And A Green Card
- A Coffee Cup, A Sweater And Two Football Uniforms Walk Into A Bar
- And The Little Gold Knick Knack Goes To....Who Gives a S#%t?
- Covid-19 Killed My Horse
- I Guess Eeyore Was An Optimist
- Hunting For Humility
- One New Message
- Jane Thinks I'm A Hypochondriac
- Contrived Diversity
- A Frog By Any Other Name....
- Never Trust A Politician In The Back Of A Pickup Truck
- Well, Excuuussse Me!
- The Potato That Couldn't Be Bought With Food Stamps
- Going Green-ish
- Let The Shame Begin
- Zero Action
- Where Have All The Sideshows Gone?
- The 400lb Gorilla In Our Room
- The Balance Of Faith
- Why Does The Government Think It's My Mother?
- Oral, Kevin, Alex And The 900 Foot Jesus
- Common Misconceptions