Harms
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Pube Stylist to the Stars |
| Location | Dallas, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I have done horrible things with horrible people. I dont remember much of what happened before I started drinking. I do drugs whenever I can. If I could actually speak in italics I would. I have never killed anybody, but I wouldn't admit to it here if I had. But I haven't. I have been to jail a number of times for things that sound much worse than they are. I am at times a petty thief, but I've never stolen anything from you. Promise. I have been accused of lying many times, and many times have been in fact, guilty. Sometimes not though. I think I'm bleeding. I'm probably drunk, and probably sorry. All the time. I'm not very good at flipping coins, and no, I dont want to talk about it. I will drive your car if you will let me, but you should never ever let me. Ever. I'm real fuckin romantic. |
| Interests | Magic mustache rides, whooty, suck-its of all kinds, chocolate dreams, MTS and TNS, high heels, jager bombs, all-request hour w/Jen, bearkats and manbearpigs, stickers, Ryan Reynolds, Greg Lou-Gayness |
| Favorite Movies | The Hangover, Knocked Up, Old School, Gummo |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie, Thanks for the sticky cock. Wait, I am not sure that came out right.