Stringer
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Environment |
| Location | Beadnell, Northumberland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Slightly deranged local patch birder, back online after months of therapy and anger management..... A period of radio silence and training my mind to remain calm in every possible situation has prepared me to step back into blogging. I will now prove to the world that I am truly reformed. No more grumpiness, no more insane rants, or attacks on those clueless twitcher sorts........... Talking of which, did you see that “twitchers” program on telly the other night ? FFS !! What a bunch of moronic wankers those people are. They’re like feckin sheep !! All comparing the size of their poxy lists, and walking around with their Collins guides because they haven’t a clue what they are actually looking for...... These retards need to shove their stupid bleepy pagers, and their UK600 lists right up their arses, and get a feckin life!! What’s even worse is that all of my mates saw this program, and now they seem to think that I am one of these pathetic losers too !! ......... ARRRRGGHHHHH...... What’s happened to birding ?!!! .........THAT’S IT..... I AM THE JUDGE JURY AND EXECUTIONER, AND ALL TWITCHERS MUST DIE !! .......I think I need to lie down........ |
| Interests | Birding, birding, birding, birding, motorbikes, birding, birding, birding, birding, motorbikes, birding, birding, birding, and a bit of birding between stints of birding..... |
| Favorite Movies | Withnail & I |
| Favorite Music | All sorts.... |