Mike

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Gender Female
Location Brooklyn, NY
Introduction Once upon a time in a desert town there was a little girl born just as the years changed. She was the first child born that new year, and thus imbued with certain powers. Her parents knew that she was different from the other children in the town that they gave her an unusual name. The name was so unsual that no one in the town could figure out its meaning. Finally, it was narrowed down to 2 reasons (as far as the backwards townsfolk could tell): 1) she truly was a special child and thusly deserved a truly special name, or 2) her parents were fucking with her.
Interests I like books, movies about books, talking about books, and books about books.
Favorite Movies Ones where nothing bad happens to anyone.
Favorite Music Soundtracks and things Pitchfork recommended six months ago.
Favorite Books Is it by Neil Gaiman? No? You can put it back now.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

Only because marketing, consumerism and television ads have sold them on the idea of useless crap they don't need, can't use and don't have enough storage for. i.e. If the fish were American they might like to have a bicycle.