Industry	Technology
Location	Portland, Oregon
Introduction	Meh
Interests	Quantum disambiguation, equestrian bandwidth adjudication, nanoneuro obfuscation.
Favorite movies	Star Wars, Blade Runner, American Beauty, Batman, Amadeus, Color Purple, 2001, Empire of the Sun, Beautiful Thing, Gone with the Wind, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Pulp Fiction, Farewell My Concubine, films by the Cohen brothers, Gus Van Sant, Wong Kar Wai, Kar Wai Wong, Stanley Kubrick, Ridley Scott, Ang Lee and others.
Favorite music	Pink Martini, Pink Floyd, Pink. Don't care much for the color, though.
Favorite books	Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Tao of Poo, too many to list.

If there's no I in team, why is there meat?

You can also spell "eat me" if you reuse the e, but I wouldn't recommend it. Especially if you're a cow.