Kel

My blogs

About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Mostly marking... or reading articles with big words
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction Some boy called Michael got a crush on me when I was about 6 and came running up to me and kissed me so hard it knocked my front tooth out.
Interests running, Hull City AFC, Bill Hicks, crosswords, plays, gigs, board games, Scandinavia, gardening, turkish delight, soy milk, Scilly, the coast, Brompton bikes, men's forearms, teaching, language, Pacific NorthWest, sashimi, snow
Favorite Movies Mike Leigh films, Hal Hartley films, Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Arsenic and Old Lace, Top Hat, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Monsters Inc., Shaun of the Dead, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Manhattan, Happiness, Requiem for a Dream, Vera Drake, Buffalo 66, My Fair Lady, too many others to mention...
Favorite Music A bit of everything. Except new country and Thrash. And probably Emo, if I actually knew what that was...
Favorite Books His Dark Materials, Number 1 Ladies' Detective Agency, anything by Ian McEwan, Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Stephanie Plum novels by Janet Evanovich, Jane Austen, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Looniness of the Long Distance Runner

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Fix the slinky on the goat's horn and chuck the goat out the well, then use the slinky to climb out. Obviously.