Chris

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Gender Male
Industry Transportation
Occupation Please don't ask, it's confusing
Location London, Middlesex, United Kingdom
Introduction A long time ago, a friend who owned a fair sized aquarium, and named his fish after friends (and other things), named his Humuhumunukunukuapuaa (no, it's real, look it up) after me. The namesake was because the fish (for it is a fish) would float quite happily around the tank, and then, once in a while, rip the mouth off one of the Blue Chromus (which subsequently dwindled in numbers). I can see where the analogy came from, although I don't think I've ever quite ripped someone's mouth off. Suffice to say, I have erratic tendencies.
Interests Scuba diving, photography, sharks, the sea, tennis, swimming
Favorite Movies Moulin Rouge, Aliens, Lord of The Rings, The Incredibles, Gladiator, X-Men, Wallace and Gromit, 50 First Dates, Clash of The Titans, The Shining
Favorite Music Classical, rock, anything really
Favorite Books The Hobbit, Animals in Translation, anything about sharks, titles I can never remember

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Throw end of slinky over top, dislocate goat legs and wedge into slinky in cross formation, twist slinky, goat goes up, goat makes noise, people come.