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|Occupation||Court Reporting Student|
|Location||New York, United States|
|Introduction||24-year-old court reporting student living in New York. My life is one continuous awkward moment and hard-learned lesson, but I love every minute of it. Twitter|
|Interests||cooking, cleaning (yes cleaning), being obnoxious, shopping, baking, sex (am I sounding like the perfect wife yet?), being single, court reporting, drinking, sushi, starbucks, writing, stenography, tequila, reading, relaxing, blue moon beer, when a guy is a really good kisser, when said guy also smells ridiculously good, digging my toes in the sand, taking long walks on breezy summer nights, making really inappropriate jokes, saying "whaddup Oprah" in my every day conversation, my MacBook, my beautiful little pug puppy, being disgustingly organized yet an absolute mess at the same time, making a big deal out of everything. Fuck that - I AM a big deal.|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
My milkshake is not affected, it still brings all the boys to the yard.