CJ
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- b u g h e a r t
- Deus Ex Malcontent
- Insomnia triggered ranting. . . and other writings
- Oh, The Places I'll Eat
- Overdue
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Chesterland, OH |
| Introduction | Once upon a time I used to have my sanity. Every person has a tipping point that reverts them back to the days of child mentality. Recently, I found mine. While I considered myself to be an honest, loyal, and good-natured person, those qualities were put to the test for the last time a few days ago. My best friend (and ex-love) of all time chose his wretched girlfriend over three years of loyalty and true friendship. While returning a cell phone back to him the other day, I snapped and stole one of his beloved baseball hats from his house- starting down a dark path of retribution and regression. I hope that my newfound immaturity leads to enlightenment for others going through the same pain. This is for all the women scorned who found out that "Stand by Your Man" really only means until he finds a white trash slut to bang (ed.note, she really isn't that bad). Please send all email queries to carlyrowe@gmail.com and I will do my best to answer all of your questions and comments as completely as I know how. |
| Interests | Living with mediocrity, dating Keith Olbermann, polar bears and penguins, pissing off my ex. |
| Favorite Movies | Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future I and II |
| Favorite Music | Lil Wayne, Kanye West, U2, Aerosmith, DMB, Coldplay, Bruce Springsteen |
| Favorite Books | Special Topics in Calamity Physics, Freakonomics, His Dark Materials, Alice's Adventures through the Looking Glass, The Kite Runner |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
i toast my marshmallows on a fire, just like everyone else. i'm no hero. just your average girl.