blue lanugo
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Moonlighter |
| Location | Los Angeles, CA, United States |
| Introduction | Back in rural Ireland, when my Grandmother was driving a donkey to the church to have my Mother baptized, the donkey got startled and ran up a small road that ran alongside the church. My Grandmother was unable to control the donkey, which pulled her, the wooden, cart and my newborn mother up the road, before stopping at a small house. The lights came on inside, and three nuns emerged from the house. This was their quarters. My Grandmother was very superstitious, and she took the fact that the donkey brought her there to be a sign from heaven. It was God saying that my Mother was supposed to be a nun. So when my Mom was 16 my Grandmother sent her off to the convent. The convent then sent her to the USA. In the USA, my Mother felt suddenly free. She realized she never wanted to be a nun. So, much to the chagrin of everyone back in Ireland, she ran away from the convent, met my father at an Irish dance hall, and got married. Their first born son was born on Halloween. That's me. Hi! |
| Interests | standing tall, inversion therapy, collecting feathers for my cap, napping, mumbling, writing, playing music, swimming, cats... gadgets, boggle, martial arts, puzzles, streamlining, staircase wit, health, besting young braggarts at contests of strength, having misadventures, feng-shui, sneaking up on people at Target and exposing myself (emotionally, via my poetry), toiling, maintaining healthy relationships |
| Favorite movies | Fargo, The Long Goodbye, The Prestige, Twilight Samurai, The Spanish Prisoner, The Three Amigos, River's Edge, Jean de Florette, Children of Men, Caddyshack, The Dream Life of Angels, Goodfellas, Godfather 2, Fat City, The Hidden, Sherman's March, Glengarry Glen Ross, Big Night, Careful, Aguirre Wrath of God, Black Narcissus, Yojimbo, Time Regained, The Terminator, My Dinner With Andre, Like Water For Chocolate |
| Favorite music | young marble giants, the fall, can, bauhaus, leonard cohen, the carter family, roy orbison, jesus and mary chain, patty smith, neutral milk hotel, pavement, thin lizzy, low, sebadoh, buzzcocks, karp, breeders, kool keith, bikini kill, throwing muses, big star, danzig, mick turner, x ray spex, palace brothers, pj harvey, pixies, stereolab, lilliput, ween, etta james, marine girls, tribe called quest,casiotone, bedhead, j dilla, steely dan, misfits, radar brothers, cure, ratatat, missy elliot,throwing muses, neko case, magnetic fields always up for a lusty ode! OMG I love that Jesus and Mary Chain song that starts off with that filthy beat and then the guitar kicks in and it goes NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! I just heard it today on shuffle and my first thought ( well, the one right after FUCK YEAH!) was OMG I totally have to add this to my profile and get the word out on how much I love this song! |
| Favorite books | The White Album, Crime and Punishment, Mark Leyner, Fortress of Solitude, , Amy Hempel, Rob Roberge, William Vollman, Blood Lake, The Mezzanine, A Fan's Notes, Infinite Jest. |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
His missing teeth if he so much as touches my candy apple.