Old man
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Unemployable |
| Location | Sheepstown, Baa Baa |
| Introduction | Not much to say really, but I like things and I like doing things and things sometimes like me. I don't like some things and my favourite colour is sometimes blue or red, and occasionally green or any other colour is quite pleasant,too. I like fresh fruit, as long as it doesn't attack you. I think Blogs are, like, quite time-wasting, like, why are you wasting your time reading this rubbish when you could be out playing, having a good time, writing a book, or inventing a new gadget to stop toast from always falling with the jam-side on the ground. Get on with it ! |
| Interests | "Ban the Blog" campaigner |
| Favorite movies | Bambi |
| Favorite music | The stuff they play near the fresh fruit stall in Asda |
| Favorite books | Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance |