Captain Kangaroo
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Martial Marsupial |
| Location | Antarctica |
| Interests | Talking Mooses, Carrots, Ping Pong Balls, Obscure References |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Six feet of dirt and a profound lack of appetite