Emcee Jeebus
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | journalist |
| Location | Weinheim, Germany |
| Introduction | I'm not a model, nor a citizen of the country in which I reside. I haven't posed nude for any popular magazine. I've never used the word titillate, and probably can't even spell it properly were I to try. I have never killed a deer, either on purpose or accidentally. I've never shaved a monkey with an elctric razor, or slammed my pinky in the door of a late model Ford. I've never read a ladies' magazine cover to cover. I've never examined the contents of a dead baby's stomach. I've never thrown bricks from a moving vehicle or mailed a hand-written letter to the president of the United States. |
| Interests | Not dying, ever. |
| Favorite movies | Entertaining |
| Favorite music | Good |
| Favorite books | Infinite Jest, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline, The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil, The Girl With Curious Hair |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Who said that? It's blueberry, dummy.