Wayne Austen

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Gentleman
Location Cobbler's Bottom, United Kingdom
Introduction I really do not like cheese!
Interests Riding Python, Fingering the Parson's organ, Mounting the Knob, Teasing Father's Todger, Writing my diary.
Favorite Movies ?....Er...what pray, is a film?
Favorite Music Classical, Organ pieces
Favorite Books Oh! Where to begin?..we have such a vast array in the library. How about...The Art of Cocking a Snook by Hugh Jarse.